
T-shirt and jeans? I guess Ree had enough substance that they didnt have to sex her up.
If aliens used fiction to collect data on the human race, they would think women are either creepily saintly, unintelligent creatures straight from a Disney princess movie or extremely shallow, vindictive vixens. That’s why, whenever I see even a hint of possibility for a hopeful female heroine in fiction, I leap to my feet screaming “Hallelujah!” (ok, maybe I don’t actually do that, but you know what I mean). It’s like I am drowning in a sea of sex kittens when someone finally throws me a desperately needed lifesaver and I receive an epiphany; the world hasn’t forsaken me to a slow and dreadful death by stereotypes!
Luckily for me and the rest of you drowning out there, we have been given some great examples of this in movies this year; True Grit‘s Mattie, The King’s Speech’s Queen Elizabeth, and Ree from Winter’s Bone just to name some. Unfortunately, society must have realized somewhere out there, someone was being deprived of one more movie of boob shots, paper-thin characterizations, and damsels in distress. Once again, the movie trailers seem bursting with too many Bellas and Britney Spears.

Tell me they do not look like strippers w/ guns.
Sucker Punch just hit the big screen last week. The basic story line is about a young woman who is sent to an insane asylum by her “wicked” stepfather (always have to have an evil step-something). Unable to accept this horrible reality she and several other girls at the institution use the dream world to (physically?) escape. From the trailers, it’s obvious the female characters in this movie are not waiting on their butts, dreaming of a prince charming to save them and promotions for it on TV insist that you’ve never had a dream like this. Wow, they’re right! I can’t remember the last time I dreamed I was platinum blonde!
I can make no comment (yet) on the content of the story, but the more I look at the photos, trailers, and promotions I am unable to shake the idea of strippers and porn stars. Even the names screech sex kittens! Alone, the names are nails-on-the-chalkboard cutesy, but together Babydoll, Sweet Pea, Rocket, Blondie, and Amber make a perfect showgirl troupe! One would have been O.K., but giving them all odd, show-type names, the creator had to know what kind of image that would give the characters. I would be quite contented with a Jill or Sarah in there.

Here we have a naughty schoolgirl and wicked militant(?).
Naturally, sexy Japanese school girl uniforms, visible garters, and cleavage help amplify this showgirl image ten-fold. Yes, the messed up, sexed up military uniforms only come out of the dank sea of deranged getups in the dream world, but is that not just a reflection of reality? If these dreaming girls were real, they would have some serious image issues.

Wow. I never want to see a sexy samuri again.
The clothing and the names are not the only thing that make me double check that this movie has nothing to do with porn stars. The girls in this movie are littered with fake eyelashes that may as well be brush bristles glued onto their eyelids. Also, why do they have their hair in pretty ponytails, their cheeks peachy-pink with blush, and their skin almost radiating if they’re supposed to be in an insane asylum? Is this a special place just for cases of young girls and women pushed to the brink by the pressure to be beautiful 24/7?


Id really like to know the justification in the plot for this lovely number.
Reading through the reviews for this movie, it’s definitely attracted some guys who want to waste their lives staring at fake, photo brushed girls in skimpy outfits. On Metacritic.com, the average Joe is allowed to leave a review as well as the critics. Whether they liked the movie or not, the word that kept on popping up like some kind of slogan for the movie was “hot girls.” Yeah, I think we got that. As you can see from the mishmash of pictures, that fact is the clearest part of the movie. Before you know Babyboll is trying to escape a horrible reality, you know she’s one hot girl! The girls from Sucker Punch may be a far cry from damsels in distress from the looks of it, but the sexualization has gone rampant and slobbered all over the movie. Whether these girls are trapped in a mental institute or dodging bullets, they look like they could move to Los Vegas that instant. And that’s why Sucker Punch is one punch I think I’ll be able to avoid. Their photo brushed, much exposed skin radiates so brilliantly, I’ll be able to see it coming from a mile away.
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